Curiosities

She said what? She’s dead to me.

There we were, in the middle of a meeting, discussing a controversial person. It’s the usual back and forth and talking over each other when I hear the words:

She’s dead to me.

Those words cut through the noise as my head turned toward the speaker. It wasn’t the outspoken person. Nor was it the angry person. It was the nicest person in the room who quietly said that. Honestly, if we voted on it she’d probably win the title of One most likely to be kind.

Yup. She was soft spoken, nice to everyone, and even tempered, yet she spoke with no irony. Funny thing is, I can’t remember who we were discussing or what we were talking about. I do remember inappropriately and hysterically laughing and it taking a good bit to settle myself. While the sentiment was certainly appropriate, the incongruence between the mild-mannered person and the harshness of her response threw me off. On top of that, this was the first time I had heard that saying in real life. I chuckled about it for days.

Okay, won’t lie–I still get a chuckle out of it. 😂

When I finally managed to stop laughing–we were in a meeting, for crying out loud–I told her I hadn’t heard that before. She didn’t seem to think twice about the phrase itself. She nonchalantly explained that her mother said it when she was seriously “done” with someone.

Me: Is this a regional thing? Where is your mother from? (asked in one breath, clearly in full-on Alice mode)

Her: I don’t know, I’ve heard it before (She shrugged. Side bar: she went to school in New York).

Me: That sounds so mafioso. (That garnered a laugh, but New York is not where she heard it first.)

Her: My mom’s a proper southern lady from Georgia.

It was then her turn to be surprised (perhaps a little skeptical, as well) that this was my first time hearing this. You’ve heard me say this before, but I felt like I’d fallen off the turnip truck–and that’s not even a thing where I grew up. I had several people tell me later that it’s a “southern thing.” 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m neither here nor there with that. I want more “evidence” and stories. I want all the stores. I grew up in the PNW and managed to not hear it and I currently live in the SW and that was the first time I’d heard it (at least phrased in that way). So (naturally), I have questions:

Who else in the country uses this phrase and where do you live?

In what ways do you use it? Are you cutting someone out of your life for real or are you just annoyed? Are you saying it jokingly?

I’m honestly curious, so please let me know in the comments. I’ve had many a discussion about the phrase, “Well, bless your heart.” This is a discussion for another time, but I will say it has included varying responses as to how “bless-y” that saying really is. That conversation started years ago with a friend who moved to the midwest and her understanding that the phrase may not mean what she thought it meant…

It’s funny how much I think about this phrase that I heard way back when the kids were little, or when it pops up for me, but it’s one of those things that to this day makes me chuckle with a dash of internal head shaking. Even Chief described her as one of the nicest and most soft-spoken people, and he’s not much of a “noticer.” His reaction is telling–She’s such a nice person! You wouldn’t expect anything like that to come out of her mouth, joking or not.

Thing is, I don’t think she was joking, and I love her all the more for it even as I clutch my pearls.

Give me a shoutout! 🤠

6 Comments

  • Jacquolyn McMurray

    I know the line, although I haven’t the foggiest where I’ve heard it. Congratulations on getting back in the saddle and providing giggles this morning. Love your posts!

    • Ami

      Aw, thank you so much, and thank you for loving on my posts! It means a lot to me. It makes it easier to climb back up when I know I have awesome readers like you 🤗

      “Foggiest” 😂 that’s something I heard growing up, lol.

  • Deleyna

    I’ve heard the saying before. Both of my parents were from the south, although I don’t remember hearing them use it. It touches notes of being fairly dire. I wonder if it was more common in Silicon Valley where I grew up?

    • Ami

      I was talking to someone the other day (when I was debating on whether or not to actually post this) and she saying it was so “final.” I like “fairly dire.” That’s a great way to describe it. I’m not totally sold on the regionality of it, but I can get behind a situation (such as a profession–aside from the mob, lol, but also some form of cut-throat) or the personality of the speaker. I find myself thinking “savage” when I hear that phrase. In, “That’s so savage.”

  • Caren Gallimore

    I grew up in Ohio and heard that expression often. It was usually said after a long struggle with someone, and all attempts had been made to make amends. I don’t care for the expression much because it has such finality. Now I live in the Blue Ridge mountains, and ‘Bless your heart’ is as familiar as saying, Hello. And it’s usually used more than once in a conversation.
    Thank you, Ami, for the chuckles and the wondering. It makes us all think about these phrases.

  • Ami

    Caren-

    Thanks for the awesome context and explanations on both those sayings. I think there are many who’d agree with you about the finality of that saying. I suppose there are also times when enough is enough, there is no more you can do. Hence, dead. As I wrote that, dead in the water came to mind when your boat won’t start or has stalled 🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks for reading and commenting!

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